Excuse my grammar....

Like I mentioned I had something in the works... well here it is. A bunch of random photos put together....wonderful isn't it?

This is Snedy. He's in a man hole. His skateboad fell down a drain. We think a ninja turtle stole it or a bum but we weren't sure.

For some reason I really like picuters like this. From the inside of the plane out. So you will get two of them.

I went to Kansas city a month or two ago to see the premier of the Fallen video. It was epic. On out way to the theater we saw a guy (more than likely a bum) standing in front of some house that had a gay pride flag outside of it. The bum had his right hand in a square like he was swearing in and screaming at the top of his lungs, " I plea the fifth, I plea the fifth" After about 6 or 7 times he just walked off.

So there is a buffet that is pretty much right next to our apartments... well was a buffet it opened and maybe lasted 2 months then shut down. No one had been there for a while and the place was vacant. I guess some kids thought it would be funny to tell them to leave even though the place had been vacant for a few months and from what I saw it was ran by mexicans.

No I am not going poo, but how funny would that be if that was my poo face. At the same time it would be weird if Heidi was next to me while I was going poo.

Theres a crazy lady who lives in our apartments on the bottom floor. Pretty much a crack whore, not really but think it. The cops are over there at least 4 times a month. Over summer it was more than that. But I have a story about here. I found her keys out side well what I thought could be here keys. So I waited for her to get home so I could test out the clicker. Lo and behold it was her keys. So I decieded I should take them down to her. I was a little nervous to tell you the truth, she's weird.... I took them down to her. She answered the door and got the big wiff of alcohol. Told her I found her keys and her eye lit up. Before I go any futher this is how she was dressed. She had some belly shirt on that looked like it was knitted by her great grandma that was pink and silverish. She had nasty leather skin from tanning to much and a belly ring. Did I mention the fact she's in her forites more than likely. Back to the story, I gave her the keys she exclaims you found them....you found them...asks where I found them...and then hugs me for about 20 seconds. By the way she'd been drinking could smell it on her breath and the way she acted. End hug. Then she asks it all again where I found them... thank you.. thank you.... another hug...... 25 seconds.....I'm sitting there...uh.......weired out.. End hug. She starts again, asking where I found them, where I live this time.. thank you..almost crying because she is so happy and drunk.. And hugs me again for about 40 seconds.....as the hug is concluding she kisses me on the cheek. yeah. nasty. I about throw up. She shakes my hand and says thank you once again. Goes back into her apartment and screams found them!!!!! Horrible experience.

It was foggy out the other day and I've been wanting to take some pictures in the fog because its so thick and this was the only one I got to take because the fog was going away.

I saved the best for last. By far the best thing I have seen in Omaha since I have been here. It was on the same buffet as the china picture. Except it was on the front windows of the place facing the street where everyone could see it and it was on all the windows. I get a laugh everytime I see this. Honestly who draws penises on windows..its the best.