Sorry

Yeah I know...I should try and do this a little more often huh......last post was in March

LAME I know.....

I must says that I have been pretty lame on updating this here blog. You can decide why I haven't updated in a while. But here are some reasons:

1- Dog got a blader infection and spent way to much money on here, but she is better now
2- Has been playing way to much starcraft and completely forgot about the blog
3- Tried to wash the windows at BC and got windex in his eye.
4- Got abducted by aliens in a cornfield and they rectal probed me.
5- Wife got pregnant and we are having a boy.

I'll hopefully post somthing soon. We'll see.

How could I not put this on here. Thanks Matt.

Dogoween

Yes, I know its a pretty lame title but its all I could think up. So its been a while since I last posted, why you ask well, 1- We're lame and don't do anything 2- I haven't busted the camera out in a while 3- Refer to number one. But I do have some pics for you.

Now since we are lame and don't do anything, we didn't do anything for halloween, didn't dress up (I would of if I would of had my jedi costume), we didn't carve pumpkins. Yet we did buy candy at target for half off the day after halloween to make ourselves fatter than we already are and we dressed up our dogs. I know what some of you (if anyone really reads this) is thinking, "dressing up dogs are lame and stupid". Thats what I thought for a long time and I never wanted to do it either, but I caved in and did. I think its funny now, especially since one of our dogs likes to. So last halloween the dogs dressed up as Yoda and Batman. This year we doubled the ante, plus we only payed half price for the costumes never would pay full price for one. So enjoy these till I post something again.




What better way than to start off with Crails pooping. Classic picture. Crails is a devil if you couldn't tell, she is a little wench sometimes so we thought it seemed fitting for her. Then Wellington dressed as a king or himself since he is Sir Wellington the III.







I know, how epic are these photos with our dogs? Don't worry I can sense you're jelaous.





Here are some more costumes that Heidi picked up. Wellington as a bee and Crails as a hot dog. Wellington hated the costume, he hates being dressed up. Its really funny because Crails gets super excited when she can dress up for some reason.




Here's a good together one.



No explanation needed.

Excuse my grammar....

Like I mentioned I had something in the works... well here it is. A bunch of random photos put together....wonderful isn't it?

This is Snedy. He's in a man hole. His skateboad fell down a drain. We think a ninja turtle stole it or a bum but we weren't sure.

For some reason I really like picuters like this. From the inside of the plane out. So you will get two of them.

I went to Kansas city a month or two ago to see the premier of the Fallen video. It was epic. On out way to the theater we saw a guy (more than likely a bum) standing in front of some house that had a gay pride flag outside of it. The bum had his right hand in a square like he was swearing in and screaming at the top of his lungs, " I plea the fifth, I plea the fifth" After about 6 or 7 times he just walked off.

So there is a buffet that is pretty much right next to our apartments... well was a buffet it opened and maybe lasted 2 months then shut down. No one had been there for a while and the place was vacant. I guess some kids thought it would be funny to tell them to leave even though the place had been vacant for a few months and from what I saw it was ran by mexicans.

No I am not going poo, but how funny would that be if that was my poo face. At the same time it would be weird if Heidi was next to me while I was going poo.

Theres a crazy lady who lives in our apartments on the bottom floor. Pretty much a crack whore, not really but think it. The cops are over there at least 4 times a month. Over summer it was more than that. But I have a story about here. I found her keys out side well what I thought could be here keys. So I waited for her to get home so I could test out the clicker. Lo and behold it was her keys. So I decieded I should take them down to her. I was a little nervous to tell you the truth, she's weird.... I took them down to her. She answered the door and got the big wiff of alcohol. Told her I found her keys and her eye lit up. Before I go any futher this is how she was dressed. She had some belly shirt on that looked like it was knitted by her great grandma that was pink and silverish. She had nasty leather skin from tanning to much and a belly ring. Did I mention the fact she's in her forites more than likely. Back to the story, I gave her the keys she exclaims you found them....you found them...asks where I found them...and then hugs me for about 20 seconds. By the way she'd been drinking could smell it on her breath and the way she acted. End hug. Then she asks it all again where I found them... thank you.. thank you.... another hug...... 25 seconds.....I'm sitting there...uh.......weired out.. End hug. She starts again, asking where I found them, where I live this time.. thank you..almost crying because she is so happy and drunk.. And hugs me again for about 40 seconds.....as the hug is concluding she kisses me on the cheek. yeah. nasty. I about throw up. She shakes my hand and says thank you once again. Goes back into her apartment and screams found them!!!!! Horrible experience.

It was foggy out the other day and I've been wanting to take some pictures in the fog because its so thick and this was the only one I got to take because the fog was going away.

I saved the best for last. By far the best thing I have seen in Omaha since I have been here. It was on the same buffet as the china picture. Except it was on the front windows of the place facing the street where everyone could see it and it was on all the windows. I get a laugh everytime I see this. Honestly who draws penises on windows..its the best.

M.I.A.>>>>>>

So haven't had anything good to post. But I have something brewing.....Hopefully it will be better then the worthless WNBA and not as cool as french toast sticks.

Bc days Neb city

So for work we have what we like to call BC days. Just our skate team goes out and skates with the kids,bunch of stuff to give away... you get the idea. Well the latest one was at nebraska city skatepark which is pretty much in the middle of nowhere and its about an hour outside of Omaha, in the country, surrounded by cornfields. Here is some pics of it.

Thats Debolt.. he's on the team and he was in a bad mood. He told all of us to meet at the shop at 10:30 so we could all ride together. He didn't show up till 11 and everyone gave him crap. He then yelled at us and told us his sweet motocycle broke down.

We had a hot dog eating contest to win a board. 4 dogs down = free board.

Dude bro won

We also had a huge race up this hill from the skatepark to get a complete.

He's half black half white thats why he won.... well at least thats what he said.